Catching up

K I didn't write yesterday.  Didn't feel like it.  Fuck you, you're not the boss of me.

Anyway, I've spent most of my morning trying to find an animated gif version of Albert Pujols' celebration as he was about to cross home after hitting a walk-off of Jeff Rzepzcynski Samarzdija or something.  For some reason, someone decided that it would be cool to get Szmamardja Samrdzija Sazmardja Jeff saying "No fucking way" and then Mike Quade contemplating suicide, but not Albert's dance.

Ah well...  Jays.  Let's see.  Saturday.  uhhh, Corey Patterson?  Dunno what else really happened, as I wasn't around to catch this one.  Skip it I guess.

X2

Yesterday's was better.  Adam Lind, huh?  I had him on the bench for fantasy because it was his second game back and he had gone 0-3 the day before.  Awesome. 4-4 with 2 taters.  Won't make that mistake again.  That dinger Yunel Escobar hit was a treat too.  I'm gonna give them both Zauners.

Jays vs. the Royals today.  Good news: the Royals are fucking awful!  Brandon Morrow pitches tonight, and maybe this time every fucking ball won't find a hole like it did against the Indians.

In other news, the draft begins tonight.  Probably Gerrit Cole going first overall to Pittsburgh.  The Jays pick 22nd or 23rd or something, but then again a bunch of times over the next 50 picks.  Sportsnet 1 has coverage beginning with a preview show at 6ET and then the real thing at 7ET.  The Jays and Royals don't play until 8ET tonight, so there.  Keith Law has a mock-draft here (ESPN Insider needed), or MLBTR has a brief synopsis.

Lineups

Bluejays

Escobar SS
Patterson LF
Bautista RF
Lind DH
Rivera 1B
Arencibia C
Hill 2B
Davis CF
Nix 3B

Morrow P

Royales with Cheese

Gordon LF
Cabrera CF
Hosmer 1B
Francoeur RF
Butler DH
Aviles 3B
Getz 2B
Treanor C
Escobar SS

Paulino P