Better

Thanks buddy.

I gave him a Zaunhead because he did good.  I noticed that he wasn't actively pitching down in the zone, looking for groundballs.  I'm wondering if they're going to have him pitch low against good lineups and just go out and dominate shitty lineups like the Mariners.

Anyway, I'm hung over like a bastard, so this is going to be rather brief.

John Lott says that AA had a little media chat this morning, and kind of shit on the idea that they're actively searching for a bat or pitcher. Onwards.

Some guy mooned the camera and probably the entire world while Bryce Harper got his first career hit.

Nate Schierholtz dove at a baseball nothing yesterday.

Farrell has Lind batting cleanup against a lefty today, probably because he got a hit or two yesterday.  Fucking moron.  Don't worry about Edwin crushing.

Lineups
Jays
Escobar SS
Johnson 2B
Bautista RF
Lind 1B
Encarnacion DH
Thames LF
Lawrie 3B
Rasmus CF
Mathis C

Alvarez P

Mariners
Figgins LF
Ackley 2B
Ichiro RF
Liddi 1B
Seager 3B
Saunders CF
Olivo C
Jaso DH
Kawasaki SS

Vargas P