I gave him a Zaunhead because he did good. I noticed that he wasn't actively pitching down in the zone, looking for groundballs. I'm wondering if they're going to have him pitch low against good lineups and just go out and dominate shitty lineups like the Mariners.
Anyway, I'm hung over like a bastard, so this is going to be rather brief.
John Lott says that AA had a little media chat this morning, and kind of shit on the idea that they're actively searching for a bat or pitcher. Onwards.
Some guy mooned the camera and probably the entire world while Bryce Harper got his first career hit.
Nate Schierholtz dove at
Farrell has Lind batting cleanup against a lefty today, probably because he got a hit or two yesterday. Fucking moron. Don't worry about Edwin crushing.