Monday, 23 May 2011

My weekend

I got drunk.  I slept in my girlfriend's car last night.  It was fucking cold.  So that's why there has been nothing for the last couple days. I can say with a degree of certainty that I both smell like bonfires, and have yet to shower today as of now (~3:00pm)

I hear some guy hit 2 homeruns while I was gone, but some really bad team came in and took 2 out of 3?  Not sure how I feel about this whole thing.

I seriously can't be assed to write anything extraordinary today, what with the hangover and the I-haven't-seen-them-yettedness of yesterday's games.  What I do know is that the Jays had no business winning Saturday's game, but had no reason to lose Friday's, so it's a bit of a trade-off I guess.  I would expect to have things back to normal tomorrow as far as getting things written goes.  We're closing in on game #50 of the season, so I'll probably have some kind of "Oh Boy, a round number!" report card kind of thing. Or not, I dunno.

Carlos Villanueva gets a start tonight in place of the injured Jesse Litsch, who won't pitsch for at least 2 weeks with a shoulder impingement or something.  Litsch did have Tommy John surgery recently enough that this is probably a thing that they will be careful about.  Fartolo Colon goes for the Yankees.

Lineups aren't up yet, but I probably won't add them later because I'm tired.  Get your own damn lineups.


  1. Where do you buy Fartolo Colon? This could be a new business venture for the blog.

  2. photoshopportunity next time he starts vs toronto for certain