Jose Bautista gets the Zaun head because he's not Corey Patterson, and he didn't wait till his 7th AB of the game to hit a tater. Plus, Patterson bats in front of Bautista so all he gets is fastballs, right? (Answer: no, that's fucking stupid and illogical). And I mean, it's not like I'm spiting Patterson because I don't like him; Jose hit a 3-run bomb and got on base 5 of 6 times up.
Frank Francisco is fucking lost up there, though the pitch Konerko hit for that weird double was actually a pretty good pitch that just kind of found it's way to the ground thanks to the defensive alignment. Jason Frasor, Shawn Camp, Luis Perez, and Mark Rzepcynski all pitched fairly well out of the bullpen to save the day for Vanillanueva, who looked rocky.
Early game today. Ricky Romero takes the hill against the 0-7