That Sucked

That sucked.


Enjoy the game today.  I probably won't watch because the game yesterday ruined my fucking day.  At least JP walked, and, by default, earned a Zaun head.  I know. A walk passes for a Zaun head these days.  Some fucking offense.


Jose returns today.  And thank fuck for that.  I can't take another no-hitter.  They weren't ready to stick him in the field though, so he'll DH.  Aaron Hill is back, which will probably help the no-hitters to be perfectly honest. Adam Lind gets a day off today after leaving yesterday's game with back tightness.  David Cooper gets the start today at 1B.  


Brad Penny gets the distinction of starting today and ending Jojo Reyes' career.


Happy Mother's Day to any mothers reading, and sorry for the language.  And to those of you who haven't wished your mumsy a HMD yet, I'm very disappointed.


Lineups
Jays: 
Escobar-SS
Patterson-CF
Bautista-DH
Rivera-LF
Hill-2B
Arencibia-C
Encarnacion-3B
Cooper-1B
Davis-RF


Pitching: Reyes


Tigers


who cares?