Well, this season has been a colossal disappointment, and last I read, it's supposed to rain in NY all night, giving us back-to-back rainouts. May as well just get in on the ground floor of this new viral video about an Indian guy and all the cool things he sees and does, none of which includes pronouncing the letter V.
The big news in Blue Jay land is that Buster Olney is still a bumbling idiot. The cliffnote version: trade John Farrell to Boston for Daniel Bard. I mean, it's a great idea, it just can't possibly ever happen, right? Sure, we all would have said that the recent BOS-LAD trade that went down the other day couldn't possibly ever go down, so we can dream, I suppose.
Fangraphs/rotographs writes about Brandon Morrow.
Shi Davidi says that Adeiny Hechavarria has been named an all-star for the AAA PCL.
Jonah Keri writes about the Rays at Grantland.
Rasmus' cornrows are gone. Already.