Ricky

Remember this?

Go do it bud.  Not that this is really a slump or anything.  Especially with no fucking players on the team.

Stuff
Uhh, King Felix.  Perfect game.  Look it up.  My stream froze with 2 balls., 2 strikes and 2 outs in the 9th.  No big deal, you fuckers.

Fangraphs looks at the Jeff Mathis extension.

MLBTR has their reverse standings up.  Gettin' ugly boys.  These are, of course, for protected 1st round picks, just in case the Jays happen to sign a Type-A (i.e. someone who gets and rejects a $13MM qualifying offer) free agent this coming offseason.

MLBTR also lets us know that Melky Cabrera is a no-good rotten dirty cheater fuck, and that recently DFA'ed Scott Richmond was outrighted to the minors again by the Jays.

Other than that, we've got Rasmus back in the lineup as a DH, with Anfernee Gose playing CF again.  Good luck boys, put the kids to bed, I'm comin' back loaded.

Lineups
Blue Jays
Davis LF
Rasmus DH
Edwin LF
Cooper 1B
Escobar SS
Johnson 2B
Vizquel 3B
Mathis C
Gose CF

Romero P

White Sox
De Aza CF
Youkilis 3B
Dunn 1B
Rios RF
Pierzynski C
Ramirez SS
Viciedo DH
Wise LF
Hudson 2B

Floyd P