Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Well, Jose got hurt again last night.  I've pinpointed the exact time and location where the injury occurred, above.

I fell asleep passed out on the couch watching the recording of last night's game, right around the 8-2 mark, so I'm just kind of assuming the O's won this one and that their fanbase are freaking out about how fucking awesome the team is, or at least how much of a boss Matt Weiters is since the Jays can't stand fucking still for 40 seconds while someone bats.  Just steal, steal, steal, right?  Rajai Davis is just a flea, and Earl Weaver must be spinning in his grave (obligatory Earl Weaver video).

And that's about it. Go fuck yourselves.