Pretty good, huh? I'm not sure I've ever seen a ball go to where that second one went, because holy fuck. ESPN hittracker isn't updated yet, but I'd be surprised if that wasn't the longest HR of the day. I kind of waxed Edwin's knob a bit the other day, so I suppose there's no reason to do that again. I'll just give him a Zaunhead and we can move along. I'll give Ricky Romero one for Friday's game too.
The Jays have optioned Jesse Chavez back to AAA, and have recalled Chad Beck. Finally. Chavez fucking blows.
The Padres stole home last night to tie the game, if you missed that.
Anyway, I'm going to the beach. Breaking Bad restarts tonight, by the way. If you don't watch that show then fuck you really hard.