And fuck the all-star break while we're at it. Did you know that I have a girlfriend? I had forgotten until recently, when my TV choices became The HR Derby or nothing. I've actually been hanging out with her over the last few days since the last Jays game, and it turns out that she's right on. I'll probably miss her come Friday, when baseball happens again.
Speaking of baseball, the carnival is in town, and a smashed a fucking beer bottle with a baseball and won a little stuffed shark. Threw a cutter. Also lost $3 on that thing where they spin a thing and throw a ball in to it and you bet what color it lands on.
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