Monday 23 May 2011
I got drunk. I slept in my girlfriend's car last night. It was fucking cold. So that's why there has been nothing for the last couple days. I can say with a degree of certainty that I both smell like bonfires, and have yet to shower today as of now (~3:00pm)
I hear some guy hit 2 homeruns while I was gone, but some really bad team came in and took 2 out of 3? Not sure how I feel about this whole thing.
I seriously can't be assed to write anything extraordinary today, what with the hangover and the I-haven't-seen-them-yettedness of yesterday's games. What I do know is that the Jays had no business winning Saturday's game, but had no reason to lose Friday's, so it's a bit of a trade-off I guess. I would expect to have things back to normal tomorrow as far as getting things written goes. We're closing in on game #50 of the season, so I'll probably have some kind of "Oh Boy, a round number!" report card kind of thing. Or not, I dunno.
Carlos Villanueva gets a start tonight in place of the injured Jesse Litsch, who won't pitsch for at least 2 weeks with a shoulder impingement or something. Litsch did have Tommy John surgery recently enough that this is probably a thing that they will be careful about. Fartolo Colon goes for the Yankees.
Lineups aren't up yet, but I probably won't add them later because I'm tired. Get your own damn lineups.