Hey guys! Remember how Jesse Litsch is amazing out of the bullpen? You know, after 12 innings or whatever? I think we can all agree that we got ahead of ourselves, annointing Litsch as the next shutdown reliever for the Blue Jays bullpen. I'm not saying he's a batting practice guy, but I think yesterday was enough to stop waxing his junk. I don't think there's any legitimate reason to believe that he's going to go out and be fucking incredible after being so mediocre as a starter.
Basically, EVERYBODY FREAK OUT.
No, but really. Jesse can relieve all the shit he wants; he isn't, and probably never will be, an impact reliever, but that's not a huge deal. He's better than Jon Rauch, so who cares?
I'll give Eric Thames a Zaunhead, I guess.
Hey, it's Morrow-day. He stunk last time he pitched, maybe he'll do good this time?