Louie

This isn't to be confused with Jesse Litsch, who suddenly, after getting like 30 pounds fatter on his AAA rehab stint, now actually looks quite a bit like Louis CK.  No, this one is for Luis Perez, who probably could have gotten the Louie Anderson treatment or something, but I don't care.  As an aside, if you're not watching Louis CK's show Louie, you're probably an idiot.

I chose to write about Louie P. today because he's making his first start, in place of a tee Brad Mills, who got returned to Canadian Tire AAA Las Vegas because it was broken he sucks.

Jose Bautista sat out yesterday with a stiff neck.  He missed 5 games earlier this year with some neck thing, so let's hope that gets sorted out.  Adam Lind got an owwey yesterday too after a beanball on the hand.  Don't be surprised if Lind sits out today, but I expect Bautista to be good to go.

Umm, here's something that's totally not news: Brandon Morrow is a good pitcher, no matter what they may tell you.  He's got the 4th biggest discrepancy between his ERA and SIERA (SIERA is pretty much FIP and xFIP, but kind of different and I don't feel like explaining it/learning it).

Richard Griffin on the Star thinks Alex Anthopoulos is either due for an extension, or has already gotten one, but obviously, AA keeps it nice and quiet.

Maybe a rally today would be ok.  Coupla runs please?